Hey, gentlemen and ladies take your seatbelts off and prepare for a rollercoaster of insaneness! "copyright Bear" is an awesome ride, in more kinds of ways. The film takes the "bear-y" true story and transforms it into a amusing horror comedy that'll be sure to make you scratch your head and pondering the life choices of both bears and drug smugglers.
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From the moment we meet the gorgeous Andrew C Thornton, played superbly by Matthew Rhys, you know that you're in for an exciting rollercoaster. He's a smuggler with style as well as grace. He also has a ability to dump his valuable shipment in the most unfortunate spots. But little did he know just how he'd without knowing it, create a legend for the century "copyright Bear!"
It's time to forget everything you think you know about bears as well as their food preferences. This film is bold in its opinion and suggests that when bears drink copyright, the don't just party, they get bloody! Stop, Godzilla we have a new king in town, and you can find him in a bear with obsession with powdered substances.
Our cast of characters including police that are incompetent and the criminals who are hapless, and innocent passers-by who could not find a way from the paper bag they will keep you in stitches. Their collective incompetence is amazing to watch. If you're ever looking for a laugh then just think about police officers Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell, trying to solve a crime without accidentally shooting each other.
It's important to remember our brave adventurers, Olaf and Elsa. They're not from the movie taken from "Frozen." They stumble across the riches of Colombian goodies, and prior to when one can even hear "Bearzilla," they become an ideal target for copyright bear's irresistible hunger. What's the point of to be a Disney princess when you have an uncontrollable, aggressive bear on the loose?
The film strikes the perfect balance between comedy and horror which makes you laugh at in one scene, and then clutching your popcorn in fear the next. Its body count grows faster than those hairs that hang on your head, so you'll have (blog post) to cheer every death scene with an eerie pleasure. This is like watching a National Geographic special hosted by Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper.
In the meantime, let's chat about the ultimate showdown. Imagine this scene: a waterfall that is gushing in the background, our amazing family made up of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry looking to battle that copyright Bear. This is a battle of the past, accompanied by wildfires, bear noises as well as enough white powder to put Tony Montana to shame. But just when you think you've lost the fight, it's resurrected by a copyright explosion! Talk about a revival of legendary proportions.
It's true that "copyright Bear" may have it's flaws. The editing is as jumpy like a drunk squirrel which leaves you scratching your head and considering whether the film reel is used secretly as a scratching post. However, don't worry dear fans, as the bear CGI really is top-of-the-line. The bear is the star of the show regardless of whether some of the editors seemed get a little giddy their own.
The movie is a mixture of double-crossings, tension, and unforeseen bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. If the credits are rolling and you leave the theater smiling on your lips, remember the last word from the reviewer's advice to Keep bears away from food, for example, don't feed them drugs or fellow hikers. Be assured that the situation won't be a good thing for everyone involved.
So, grab your popcorn and buckle up and be swept away by the outrageous world of "copyright Bear." It's a truly unique experience which will leave you in tears, while you contemplate the impact of bears and their undiscovered party possibilities.